I have to much to say about Obama and I just got off werk so naturally it's late and I should keep this short so i'll just say the usual stuff that I send to people 150,000 times a day:

Buy viagra!

Oh crap, by grammar and spelling is all correct here – that's not usual in my typical spams. I must be tired, and my bar for quality totally slipped.

I claim points for the salad eating bitches link. B+. No negotiations.

– Your anchor tag color of 'color:#050;' looks too close to the black text color
– "So, if you've ever been really late", did you mean "So, if you've ever been really up late"?
– You didn't close the parenthesis on the last sentence in the first paragraph
– and your xhtml doesn't validate

B–, needs improvement

AND MY D$$K!

I will be caucusing with Jess this year, I think of all times in the history of the U.S.A. now is the important time to make your voices heard. We need someone (whether that be Republican or Democrat) that represents us a citizens so we can turn this country around and get the RIGHT things done for a change.

+1

I was ROFLing all morning about how stupid it was that her account had been "phished" and that the mitigation was that you had to reset your password to clear the block.

Then I realized that myspace is actually "commercial" now and that it doesn't matter because I think we are the only people left alive that didn't get the memo about facebook.

Sweet tv!

Yep Sir! Pretty eff'd up huh? They are the private CIA;)

Woot! congrats, and if you need a hand this weekend let me know! i can help...tho im not very strong any more *blames sit down job*, but i can help with aranging things and helping around where ever needed putting stuff away gettin lunch while others work or whatever the case may be! 206–354–7808 if you dont have my number any more

WTFSAUCE!?